“VEGAS BOUND” by FITZ 

TWAS WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND WAS HANGING AROUND

SO BORGOTA AND I ……WENT VEGAS BOUND

 

OFF TO PLAY POKER AND LERAN HIM SOME CRAPS

I COLLECTED MY COINS AND PUT THEM IN WRAPS

 

INSTEAD OF MY ESCORT A CAR WE DID RENT

AND TO MY BUDDY HOWARDS OFF WE WENT

 

FIRST WE HIT BINOINS WHERE I WON ME SOME LOOT

WHEN I BLUFFED BY RE-RAISING WITH A 10/9 OFFSUIT

 

WE HAD PLAYED FOR AWHILE AND I WON ME SOME CASH

NOW ON A FREEROLL……. TO SAHARA WE’D DASH

 

WHILE WALKING THE STREETS A BUM ASKED US FOR MONEY

THE AMOUNT OF $3.30 WE THOUGHT WAS QUITE FUNNY

 

HOWIE FLIPPED HIM SOME BILLS AND I GAVE HIM A BUCK

IN HOPES IN THE TOURNEY IT WOULD GIVE US GOOD LUCK

 

BORGOTA BUSTED  WITH ACES…… BUT SEEMED NOT TO CARE

BECAUSE AT THE VIDEO MACHINE HE DID BETTER THEN FAIR

 

I HUNG A BIT LONGER … THEN BUSTED OUT TOO

BUT HOWARD MADE MONEY AND SEEMED TO BE BLUE

 

SO FROM THERE TO THE NUGGETT TO PLAY POKER FOR KICKS

WE WOUND UP AT A TABLE WITH SOME RODEO HICKS

 

ONE COWBOY SAT DOWN AND THEN HE RAISED FOUR

ASKED WHY HE REPLIED I WAS PROPOSITIONED BY A WHORE

 

I RAISED WITH TWO ACES AND BECAME HOT AS CAN BE

CAUSE THAT SOM BITCH HIT A STRAIGHT WITH A DUECE AND A THREE

 

THESE COWBOYS WEARING THEIR JEANS AND THEIR HATS

TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY BEING DAMN RIVER RATS

 

SO OFF TO PLAY CRAPS TO MAKE UP FOR MY LOSS

THE ASIAN LADY ROLLIN THREW TOSS AFTER TOSS

 

WITH 34 ROLLS …………….SHE WAS HOT NO DOUBT

TIL NICOLE GAVE A CALL AND WE SEVEN’D OUT

 

SO WHILE I WAS IN VEGAS THERE IS SOMETHING I LEARNED

HERES SOME ADVICE ON HOW NOT TO GET BURNED

 

IF YOU WANT YOUR BANKROLL…. TO GROW VERY TALL

AVOID 2-4 TABLES, AND DON’T TAKE THAT CALL

 

HERES MORE ADVICE AT THE END OF MY RYHME

IF YOU DO PLAY 2-4…LIKE HOWIE JUST CALL… ONE TIME 

 

 
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